Things to Ponder

Just some things to think about when not much else is going on... I thought that some of these were kinda funny.

1. Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?

2. Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?

3. When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

4. Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

5. If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

6. If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

7. If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?

8. Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?

9. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

10. What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?

11. If a robber tried to rob a dance club and yelled, "Everybody get down", would all the people start dancing? Shouldn't they?

12. Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

13. Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!?

14. How come when you know the battery is dead on the remote control, your first instict is to just press the buttons harder?

15. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

~Kinda makes you go 'hmmm', don't it?