Monday, June 06, 2005

It's Official

Today I officially become an office worker.

I got my first PAPER CUT.

OOOWWWWW!!!!

Why the crap does that hurt so goddamnfreaking much? I swear it's like fire burning through my skin!!! Right on the webb between the thumb and the rest of your hand. And this was no measly little cut either, oh no. It is a fucking vortex of PAIN!!

Fuck you paper and your rasor sharp edges...

2 peeps say:

At 7:38 PM, Blogger FishingForMe was all, like...

Lol!! You are a riot!

Hows your hunny doin?

 
At 1:21 PM, Blogger Notyetfamousartist was all, like...

hahahaha
i used to get them all the time from manilla folders.
like, not paper cuts, CARDBOARD cuts.
i got one really bad onetime. so bad it looked like a knife cut.
i' constantly covered in papercuts.
go put lemon and salt on it. it will feel better.
hahahaha

 

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